I'm Being Stalked

Please don't panic. This is not, let me repeat NOT, a life threatening situation.

Let me start by explaining that this has been a momentous year. An awful lot has happened. First, I went on a fabulous vacation to NYC with my hubby (and Windsor) followed by the life changing 9-09-09.

What was so special about September 9th, outside of the fact that it was a pretty cool date? Well, your humble author turned fifty years young. Yup, I admit it. Okay, I fought it for awhile, but it was all in vain. It seems they are on to me and they are relentless,

Who are they, you ask? They are the people who are stalking me. AARP. It began shortly before my birthday. The letters started to pile up. They came from every direction. Not only did they come addressed to Judy Prather(current name), they came to Judy Auna (second husband), They came to Judy Walters (first husband). They came to Judy Hodge (maiden name). Yup, I've been married three times. Third is the charm.

Not only do they know I turned fifty. They know more about me than some of my closest friends.

It's a little freaky.